THE THEATRE · CURTAIN
This museum is a joke.
You were the exhibit.
Add your name to collect your Certificate of Nothing from the Museum of No Assets.
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A parody of dead NFTs. A monument to internet history.
FREE · ABOUT FIVE MINUTES · LEAVE WITH PROOF OF NOTHINGThe museum is free. The benefactor Albert Elsewhere has left you 300 coins. Once you are inside, the building takes one a second: five minutes, then the doors lock. Look at the art. It pays you back in time. It also dies. Finish, and your Certificate of Nothing is yours to keep and post.
You were the exhibit.
The building has stopped charging and the art has stopped dying. Nothing else here is this generous.